Title: The Human Show

Description: Interior illustration for the book "Dogtology" to accompany the following passage:

"Imagine if dogs held human shows and used the same kind of language heard at dog shows:

Announcer: Next up in the working group, the middle-aged Irish American cop. This one is named Sean.You'll notice he's got the standard doughy white skin bred into him by generations of avoiding exercise and drinking in bars. His midsection is pleasantly rotund, brought on by years of Catholic sex-oriented shame and low self-esteem. He has the classic small-to-medium penis typical of the Caucasian varieties, and the slight five o'clock shadow so desirable in the working breeds. Temperament-wise, the Irish American cop is both quick to anger and quick with a joke. His dark humor is matched only by his passion for Guinness Stout and his love of fiddle music...."